Group Chat: Sasuke! Did You Marry Naruto?

Zhang Ling, a Zuowang Dao cultivator whose cultivation had been sealed by a Sage and who was sent back to Earth, thought he would spend the rest of his life doing nothing of note.

Then one day, he got a chat app that connected him to the Myriad Worlds.

From then on, there was no stopping him.

What was the fun in tricking people on Earth?

If he was going to do it, he might as well go big!

Sasuke! Did you and Naruto get married? Your brother, Uchiha Itachi, was a monster. He killed your father and mother just to please Konoha's higher-ups! What? Orochimaru? He was also the Third Hokage's pawn. You didn't really believe he killed the Third Hokage, did you?

Little Grass God Nahida, Greater Lord Rukkhadevata never actually put her hopes in you. The world you know is all a lie. You're the real evil one.

Yagami Taichi, courage is supposed to be your defining trait? All I see in you is endless cowardice. Bound by friendship, betrayed by love, and after losing it all, you couldn't even protect the one light you had left. Don't you think you owe it to yourself to turn evil?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.