Making Dumplings for the Spring Festival Gala? One 'Take Two Steps' Has the Internet in Stitches

Making dumplings together for the Spring Festival Gala?

Emotional lessons and tearjerker speeches all rolled into one?

A perfectly good Spring Festival Gala has somehow turned into one huge cringe fest!

Lu Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to a heaven-defying comprehension System.

You watched a street con. Reward: the Selling Crutches sketch trilogy!

You watched someone order food at a restaurant. Reward: the Odd Jobs Adventure sketch!

You watched a dating show. Reward: the matchmaking sketch series!

The line "Take two steps. If you're not sick, take two steps" becomes a viral catchphrase!

The line "Palace Jade Liquor, 180 a cup" becomes the catchphrase of the era!

The line "Hey, Haiyan, use your head!" becomes everyone's go-to phrase.

Uncle Ben Shan, Grandma Li Rong, and Big Brother Xiaobao become national idols.

The Spring Festival Gala once again becomes a sea of joy.

And that's not all. Lu Chen writes Blue and White Porcelain especially for Jay Chou, pours his heart into creating Invisible Wings for Angela Chang, and gets Phoenix Legend to belt out Lady Shexiang...

The internet goes completely wild. That damn Spring Festival Gala magic is finally back!

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