No New Year's Eve Holiday? I'll Livestream My Early Trip Home for the New Year

**No holiday? This is freaking ridiculous!

Zhao Pingfan quits his job on the spot and heads back to his village half a month early to celebrate the New Year.

He unexpectedly awakens a Traditional Festival Livestream System and starts streaming his New Year celebrations.

Day one: He takes his dog into the mountains to herd sheep.

He witnesses a dog-and-rabbit chase, three generations of a hornet family gathered together, magnificent stone gorges, breathtaking sunsets, and other unforgettable sights.

Day two: He roasts sweet potatoes and potatoes outdoors.

Then a mischievous kid digs up someone else’s family tomb and gets possessed by a ghost that night.

Day three: He brings in a feng shui master to resolve the crisis facing the kid’s family.

Day four: Firecrackers blow up the dog’s food bowl.

Day eight: The twenty-third day of the twelfth lunar month. He officially takes his viewers along to celebrate the New Year online.

Sweeping the house, making offerings to the Kitchen God, grinding tofu, going to the market, bathing for good fortune, and preparing New Year’s goods.

Visiting ancestral graves, honoring the family genealogy, kowtowing to offer New Year greetings, watching a homemade Spring Festival Gala, handing out red envelopes, staying up for the New Year, and making offerings to the mountain god.

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These fun childhood activities bring the guys a powerful wave of nostalgia.

The sense of ritual steeped in traditional culture lets the whole internet experience the sheer wonder of Chinese traditions.

This is exactly the kind of New Year I’ve always dreamed of!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.