I Couldn't Care Less About Facing Madara, Lying Flat Is More Than Enough Fun

Su Chen wakes up with a hangover, full of regret. Halfway to work, he remembers that he was laid off ages ago.

Sigh. The economy is bad this year, and longtime employees are being cut outright.

Su Chen is forced to leave behind the beautiful upperclasswoman colleague he'd been pining for.

Ah! My upperclasswoman! Ah! My job! Why are you both leaving me!

When you are at your weakest, the strongest version of you is about to make its entrance.

"Ding, ding, ding!"

"Extreme desire detected in the Host's heart. Congratulations, you have awakened the Lie Flat System!"

What! I've actually got a System attached to me? Hahaha!

Boundless wealth, true strength, the ultimate protagonist aura: at last, it's my turn!

Lie Flat Challenge! The longer you lie flat, the greater the rewards and the higher the drop rate!

The ultimate tool for slackers, the archrival of early risers, and the dream of everyone who wants to lie flat.

The Lie Flat System! You deserve to have it!

Su Chen can already picture himself becoming a CEO, marrying a beautiful rich woman, and reaching the pinnacle of life.

Punching the nursing home on South Mountain, kicking the kindergarten in the North Sea: the glorious journey of the chosen one begins!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.