I Have an SSS-Rank Asylum

"I am the number one Golden Core cultivator in Jiuzhou. Qiu Tianya has come to pay his respects!"

"Sir, quit messing around. That's a kidney stone. I'll just use ultrasound to break it up for you."

A heart-wrenching scream rang out, jolting the many mighty cultivators inside the Valley of Immortalization awake.

"That was Qiu Tianya's voice. What's that old ghost doing? Can't he just wait peacefully to die and enter meditation? Does he have to disturb everyone?"

The number one sword fanatic in Jiuzhou, an old rival of many years, stroked his beloved sword and silently closed his eyes. To be born with a sword and die with a sword, how blessed a life that would be.

"Sword fanatic? You're just a fetishist! Give him electrotherapy!"

"A Holy Land's saintess? Breast hypertrophy. What kind of nonsense is this? That's supposed to be an illness? System, are you out of your mind?"

"A demoness from the Yao race? Flat-chested... Pfft... Cough, cough. Milk and papaya, and drink more soy milk."

"Young Master, stop! That's a phoenix egg!"

"Nonsense. Keep this up and you'll get electrotherapy too! There are no phoenixes in this world. It's just a bigger farm egg!"

"Line up. All of you, get in line. A bunch of delusional patients. What the hell are you cultivating immortality for? You should be studying! You're all getting electrotherapy!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.