The Three Realms Chat Group: The Goddesses Are Chasing Me

Chang'e: Have you seen my little bunny?

Mofei: I have. It's right behind you.

Chang'e: What? That's a pig! How am I supposed to carry it to the Peach Banquet?

Mofei: Well... how about riding it there?

Mofei: Brother Monkey, stop! Those peaches were sprayed with pesticides! You can't eat them, you'll get diarrhea.

Mofei: Erlang Shen, why are you eating dog meat at your age?

Mofei: What? The Buddha went clubbing again?

Mofei: Bodhisattva Guanyin, please stop wearing that qipao. I can't stop my nosebleed.

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