I'm So Done, the Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Ancestor Is Making Up Techniques Again

Li Fangzu transmigrates to a world on another continent and awakens the Cultivation Method Creation System. The Tianlong Sect is on the brink of annihilation, and he is mistaken for the sect's founding patriarch from a hundred thousand years ago.

This patriarch is a little strange. The techniques he teaches are already improper from the very beginning, then get utterly ridiculous, and eventually make everyone want to cry…

An Immortal Body Scripture at max level? Pathetic. Learn my technique instead…

The Heaven-Devouring Great Emperor sees it and drops the glazed cup in his hand. The Primordial Saint Emperor sees it and loses all hope in life.

The Desolate Heaven Emperor sees it and jolts upright. The Nine Heavens Mysterious Maiden sees it and hurriedly covers her face…

Nuwa: "Even I, a Sage, can't bear to look at this."

Patriarch Hongjun: "There isn't a single person in this world who could make me take off my clothes and fight. You're the first, and the last!"

Patriarch, please, stop making up techniques. We're all about to cry.

Even your cow has learned your technique and can now trample Sages…

Who says I'm making up these techniques? Just because you've never seen them doesn't mean I made them up!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.