In the Tang Dynasty, Li Er Forces Me to Support Empress Zhangsun

Dear transmigrator, welcome to the imperial palace of the Tang Dynasty. We hope you enjoy your stay. To ensure your safety, please follow these rules:

1. The imperial palace is protected by the Imperial Guards, so there is absolutely no danger. You will not be attacked from outside. However, if you see someone trying to escape the palace and getting killed, don't be surprised. The same will happen to you if you try.

2. If you're in a consort's chambers and Li Er happens to arrive, don't panic or try to explain. And whatever you do, don't run away. No one has ever escaped from right under Li Er's nose. For your own safety, it's best to hide under the consort's bed.

3. If someone yells at you as if they're about to bite you, run. But if that person is Li Er, it's best to stay where you are, because you won't escape anyway. And you'd better keep smiling and hold your breath.

4. If Li Er sets his sights on you, it's best to avoid that happening, because it's too dangerous. But if it does happen, the best thing to do is support Empress Zhangsun. That support can mean many things…

Cao Ting was dumbfounded. He'd only transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty. Was this really necessary? At least he had his golden finger…

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.