National Live Broadcast: Run, Little Brother

Ye Qi traveled to a parallel world a hundred years later and became a married man. His daily hobbies include kneeling down to coax his fierce wife. Whenever his wife returns to her parents' home, she sneaks out with her friends to wash her feet. One night, he was lying comfortably in Xishi Foot Bath Shop, enjoying a refreshing foot massage, when a plainclothes policeman suddenly rushed in. "Don't move, please show your ID!" The policeman in the front row took it and took a look. "Ye Qi, right? What are you doing!" "Wash your feet and relax." Ye Qi answered honestly. "Why don't you put on clothes when you wash your feet?" "It says it makes you relax and gives you a good massage." "Then why did someone report you for molesting a decent woman?" "They tricked me into getting a membership!" "I heard that you touched someone's leg?" "I was wronged. I bumped into him accidentally." Policeman: "Finally, I have a question for you. Is my little sister good-looking?" "Don't dare look, my wife will gouge out my eyes!" Little did he know that his every move was being broadcast live and watched by millions of netizens in front of the screen... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.