If You Are Asked to Be the Class Teacher, Will You Lead the Students to Make Aks?

Lin Fan was arrested on his first day as a class teacher. "What did you do abroad before you became the head teacher?" "I went fishing, and the Sakura National Nuclear Power Plant discharged, and all the fish died. I lost half a million!" "I threw the tablets from their sacred toilet into the pit!" "The American soldiers were practicing racial discrimination, and I blew up an F22!" "Why become a teacher?" "I want to cultivate the flowers of my motherland!" ... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.