I Was Caught on a Blind Date During the Chinese New Year. What Happened to Me Riding a Dragon?

After returning home for the Chinese New Year, Chen Zhuo was arranged to participate in a blind date show and have a blind date with the school beauty. School Belle: Where do you work? Chen Zhuo: Living abroad, running around. The main thing is to keep pets, and then wander around the world, and join in wherever there is excitement. School belle: I understand, it's just one person, one car, and one dog, traveling around the world, right? Just then, heavily armed police came to the door. "Tell me, is it you Zhuri who is crazy about taking orders on the dark web?!" "No, Zhuri is my pet name." "Be serious! What is your pet? Have you obtained a certificate?" "A dragon, the divine dragon of Xia Kingdom." "The earthquake in the toilets of the island country was caused by it?" "It said the place stinks." "Is it also responsible for the large whirlpool on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean that overturned the Yingjiang aircraft carrier?" "He was bathing there, and those little boats were so noisy." "So in this photo, is it you who is riding on top holding a Gatling with one hand?" "There's nothing I can do about it. It's hard to manage pets when they get bigger." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.