NBA: Me, the Ultimate Supervillain

Zhou Ze transmigrates back to 2009 with the King of the Eras System. In every game, he gains the abilities of a retired player from a different era, dominates the court in bizarre ways, and grows into the league's ultimate villain.

With Jordan's abilities, Zhou Ze becomes a scoring machine, dropping 50 points and shouting at his opponents, "Even my grandma could defend you better!"

With Magic Johnson's abilities, Zhou Ze becomes an assist master, threading passes to teammates from all kinds of impossible angles and racking up 20 assists in one game.

With Bird's abilities, Zhou Ze becomes the king of trash talk, taunting his defenders: "Where's the guy guarding me?" "Are you all just here to fight for second place?"

Kobe: "The only thing I can brag about to Zhou Ze now is how many championship rings I have."

LeBron: "You know, Zhou Ze is my good brother. I've decided to take my talents to him."

Popovich: "Zhou Ze is the god of basketball in this era. We'll do whatever it takes to get him."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.