Siheyuan: Come on, Everyone, Scheme Against Me All You Want

Li Shu transmigrated to a courtyard compound in 1965 and activated the Anti-Scheming System.

Whenever someone schemes against him, he receives generous rewards.

And the schemer suffers fitting consequences.

Qin Huairu: "Shu, that ancestral jade pendant of yours looks so dull. How about selling it to me for ten yuan?"

Li Shu: "Sure! Ding! Congratulations, you received the Treasure Appraisal Eye."

He Yuzhu: "Kid, give me one of those two chickens, and I'll have your back from now on!"

Li Shu: "Sure! Ding! Congratulations, you received Level One Cooking Skills."

Yi Zhonghai: "Li Shu, let everyone use that bicycle you bought!"

Li Shu: "Sure! Ding! Congratulations, you received Bajiquan."

Things seemed to have come to an end, but who could have guessed...

The very next day, Yi Zhonghai fell and broke his leg on the spot.

Qin Huairu wore the pendant, which attracted too much attention, and got robbed.

He Yuzhu even cut off a finger while chopping vegetables.

The whole flock of schemers: "Nothing's gone right for anyone in the compound lately. Why does Li Shu keep getting better and better?"

Li Shu: "You schemers, scheme against me all you like. Don't you dare stop!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.