Eagle Sauce, Where Did Your Beautiful Scenery Go?

Jin Mu transmigrated to Eagleland on a parallel Blue Star and became Speaker of the House.

At first, he only wanted to coast along.

Who knew Eagleland would be so different?

What? A black kid stole a piece of gum and got three years in prison?

Are you serious? Someone made a toy gun and got life in prison?

Did I hear that right? Smoke weed and get the death penalty?

“Eagleland, where did your beautiful scenery go?”

Is this really the land of the free, America?

No, it isn't!

So...

“Pass the Looting Act: Let people take any goods worth less than five thousand dollars, so the poor can eat too.”

“Pass the Legal Firearms Act: The people will only feel safe if they have the same ability to fight back.”

“Pass the Weed Legalization Act: People already work hard enough, so they deserve a little spiritual satisfaction.”

A few years later, Eagleland saw thousands of looting incidents and tens of thousands of shootings every day. Ninety percent of its people had fallen in love with weed.

Jin Mu couldn't help but sigh. “Eagleland's most beautiful scenery is back!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.