Beginning: Reborn as a Cheap Mobile Phone for Diaosi

System + strategy + mission + map. One moment I was bathing in the bathroom, preparing to date the goddess. The next moment I traveled through the time and space tunnel, and a fat, dark, pockmarked diaosi appeared in front of me, cursing and looking at me... "This stupid dick is worth 200, bah!" He was talking about me, who am I, where am I! "The system prompts you to get 200 gold coins. Do you accept it?" "Gold coins can be exchanged for any items in the store. Accumulating a certain amount can upgrade equipment. Completing designated tasks can get a certain amount of gold coins and additional rewards. Are you ready?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.