I Got Caught at My Summer Job, So You Stole an Aircraft Carrier with a Mech?

While other people were in college, I was researching how to build mechs!

While other people were enjoying their holidays, I was replacing parts of my body and casually punching my way past Tyson's record!

While other people were expressing their patriotism online, I was already taking side jobs to bomb the Neon National Shrine and stomp those Korean dogs' heads in!

While other people were taking political education classes, I had already become a cyberpsycho, wreaking havoc overseas!

Eagleland dares to cross our border? I'll pilot a mech and crush a frigate by sitting on it, slice a destroyer in half with one sword strike, and kick straight through a cruiser!

Korea dares to claim traditional Chinese medicine as its own cultural heritage? I'll beat up their top officials until they're chasing after their applications all night!

Neon dares to taunt China? I'll give each of them a brain-computer interface and make them guard dogs. If they disobey, I'll make their brains blow up!

You say Eagleland has S.H.I.E.L.D.? Sorry, Iron Man works for me, Thor is my human battery, Hulk does manual labor for me, and Wonder Woman and Black Widow are my maids!

My goal, and my mechs' goal, is the stars and the sea!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.