Xuanhuan: Trading a Vibrator for Immortal Pills, I Spend My Way to Immortal Emperor

You call foxtail grass Dragon Emperor Grass?

A Chinese cabbage is a fifth-grade spirit plant, the Taihe Vein-Protecting Demon Herb?

A hen has become a fire phoenix?

A little tortoise has become a young Xuanwu?

The radishes in the medicinal garden have turned into thousand-year-old ginseng overnight?

A gourd vine has borne a primordial treasure?

Li Changge transmigrates to a fantasy world and discovers that everything he brought from Earth has mutated.

His golden finger, the Nine Heavens Mystic Bird, helps him unlock the Sacred Ruins cultivation method.

To cultivate quickly, Li Changge embarks on one sales tour after another.

He waves a little umbrella and calls over his fellow disciple, the young Holy Son.

Li Changge: "Nephew, your uncle has a treasure to pass on to you! Its grand name is the Heaven-Mending Suit, and its nickname is Joy and Sorrow Together. It can mend heaven and earth, and grieve the life right out of you. On a smaller scale, it can also bring someone a little joy!"

A sect uncle holds up a vibrating egg and asks, "What's this?"

Li Changge: "Uncle, this is a Blissful Massage Device! A gift from heaven for Auntie!"

If you want one, the price is firm: trade it for a seventh-grade pill...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.