I Make Up History and Govern the World's Cultural Deserts

"Your kimchi?

Come on, get your facts straight. We were making it thousands of years ago.

Ordinary folks only used it to feed pigs. Eventually even the pigs stopped eating it. Who knew you'd plagiarize it and treat it like some priceless treasure?"

"I strongly demand that Yi Chubang be stripped of his Korean citizenship!"

"Come on, you're the ones offering it. I never asked for it! And what's so great about being a lowly subject anyway?"

"During the Tang Dynasty, Goguryeo was defeated, and the Tang emperor sentenced you to lowly status, condemning you to be slaves forever. I can't believe you've forgotten your roots so easily."

"I've got all the documents and videos right here. I'll help you apply to the United Nations, so history can be set straight!"

"Those twelve bronze animal heads were nothing more than toys made by folk artisans for children. It's laughable that your ancestors stole them and treated them like treasures."

"Don't believe me? I've got authentic historical records to prove it!"

"Fine, I'll take the loss and buy that pile of scrap metal for ten thousand euros. At least it has some historical value."

Sorry, my System can rewrite history. It's made specifically to deal with cultural wastelands like you.

I'm making things up?

I've got no shame?

You're the ones who started making things up and shamelessly claiming them as your own!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.