A Food Deliveryman by Day, a Hired Thug by Night! Five Hundred for One Slap!?

Su Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he's taking part in a livestream show. For the sake of a life of lying flat, he

uses the Strongest Profession System to pull off one outrageous move after another and dominate every field.

Deliver food as a hired muscle! Five hundred for one slap? No, I want to make a thousand!

Become a musician! Go busking in beggar's clothes?

Set up a Zhouyi fortune-telling stall! Become the perfect therapist for Chinese kids.

Dig up a corpse with an excavator! How did I end up as a criminal suspect?

Become a performing artist! Go work as a mourner at a funeral?

Examine a corpse as a medical examiner, then perform a ritual right there at the scene?

Livestream a lesson on the law, then teach criminals how to escape?

Even picking up trash can somehow lead to finding a nuclear bomb!!

For a time, the viewers' entire worldview crumbles.

"Su Yu! Please, just act like a normal person!"

"Heavens, please take him away already!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.