You Told Me to Play a Low-Key Cannon Fodder, but I Keep Pulling Off Insane Moves

Su Bai transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he's taking part in a livestreaming show. He wants to secure a life of lying flat in the future.

Using the strongest profession System, he launches into a series of outrageous stunts that leave everyone in the dust.

Delivering takeout and working as a bouncer! Five hundred for one slap? No, I want a thousand!

He draws a musician's job! He puts on beggar's clothes and goes busking?

He sets up a stall doing divination from the Book of Changes! You turned it into a paid chat service?

He operates an excavator and digs up a corpse! How did he become a criminal suspect?

He's a performing artist! Why is he working as a professional mourner at a funeral?!

He's a forensic pathologist examining a corpse, but he's setting up an altar and performing a ritual at the scene?

He's a divorce lawyer, but he goes off to play matchmaker!

He's livestreaming legal education, but teaching criminals how to escape?

Even when picking through garbage, he manages to find a nuclear bomb!

For a while, netizens' entire worldview comes crashing down.

“Su Bai! Please, just act like a normal human being!”

“Heavens, please take him away already!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.