I Have a Clumsy Mouth, and Female Celebrities Kneel Down and Beg Me to Shut Up.

Lu Yu traveled through the parallel world and became a poor man. Fortunately, I have awakened my fortune-telling golden finger. On the 30th day of setting up a fortune-telling stall, I met Reba and Bai Lu. Lu Yu: Reba, you are finished. You are in a bloody disaster and your friends want to eat your meal. Reba: You. Later, Reba was hit by a billboard and went to the hospital. Lu Yu: Yang Mi, you are in trouble, your husband cheated on you. Yang Mi: Security, throw this charlatan out. Within a few minutes, Luminous Script became a hot search topic. Lu Yu: Tiantian, you are in a terrible situation, you will be defrauded of money and sex. Five minutes later, Jingtian received a message from a certain department to borrow money. Lu Yu talked about Liu Shishi, Tang Yan and so on again. Female celebrities: Lu Yu, you crow's mouth, please shut up! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.