I Crash the Opening Ceremony: What Does It Feel Like to Be Buried Alive?

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Yang scores 700 on the college entrance exam and chooses Tinnan University. At the opening ceremony, all three speakers in a row turn out to be him.

But he is nowhere to be seen. Just as everyone assumes he won't make it, Lin Yang drops from the sky.

As soon as his speech ends, special police rush onto campus and surround him.

"Lin Yang, right? Please come with us."

At the detention center, Captain Wang asks gravely,

"You're still a student. Why do you keep going abroad?"

Lin Yang answers honestly: "I work part-time to pay my tuition."

"The mysterious death of the poster child for the assault squad, was that connected to you?"

"Yes. He stole a job from me, so I took a job involving him."

"Was the theft from the British Museum connected to you?"

"Yes. But isn't it normal to take back what's ours?"

"Was the bombing of the Yasukuni Shrine toilet connected to you?"

"Yes. I had explosives left over from a mission, so I tossed them in there rather than waste them."

"What does it feel like to bury someone alive?"

Lin Yang: "Not much. If anything, those animals got off too easily."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.