I Scroll Through Short Videos, So Why Are Your Emperors Losing It?

As Lu Ye slurped instant noodles, he was about to use Cut More to slash the price down enough to cover this month's rent when he suddenly awakened a System.

Watching videos earns money!

The videos are also streamed to every dynasty, and their contents leave emperors across the ages utterly rattled.

Watching Guan Yu ride alone for a thousand miles

Liu Bei: "Second Brother, you have a mount like that? How come I never knew?"

Guan Yu stares at the iron horse, completely dumbfounded.

Watching the Tiger tank's mighty charge

A veteran from the Qin dynasty drives a Tiger tank, sweeping across the Six Kingdoms.

Qin Shi Huang: "Hm? A Tiger tank? Since when has my Great Qin had such a weapon?"

Watching the ranking of the ten greatest emperors

Li Shimin: "Who is Zhu Yuanzhang? What gives him the right to rank above me?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Wait, why is Fourth up there? Where's my Biao?"

Watching the ranking of history's most inept rulers

Zhu Qizhen: "Hm? Am I not the God of War? Why am I on this list?"

Then comes the video of a rooster's crow heralding dawn across the land.

Military parades, drills, and armed forces!

All the emperors of every dynasty rise to their feet!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.