Short Videos Take Us Straight Into History, Leaving the Ancients in Shambles

Lin Feng got his hands on the Live Stream China app. Watching short videos lets him broadcast live to ancient times.

He watches a 2,000-yuan all-you-can-eat buffet.

The First Emperor flies into a rage: "Zhao Gao, you can't even make Peking duck or pork slices in hot chili oil! Drag him out and give him fifty strokes!"

Zhu Chongba complains: "Who would've thought that even after becoming emperor, I'd still be eating like a beggar!"

He watches a modern Chinese combined-arms brigade.

Li Shimin: "Give me one combined-arms brigade, and the Tang will be the only nation in the world!"

Zhu the Fourth drools with envy: "If the Ming had a combined-arms brigade, what could the Tatars and the barbarian tribes of the steppes do? I'd make them kneel and welcome my imperial procession!"

He watches a video about a major power's infrastructure construction.

Zhuge Liang covers his face and weeps: "If Shu Han had highways like these, how could the Han fail to be restored?"

He watches a weekend trip from Beijing to Thailand on a direct flight.

Huo Qubing is aghast: "From Jixian to Siam, over six thousand li, in just two and a half hours?"

The Lin Feng app upgrades to allow direct trades and one-on-one live streams.

The First Emperor: "Sir, this plan is ingenious. We should abandon chariots and focus on training armored cavalry!"

Yue Fei: "What good are those useless iron pagodas? Bring up the cannons!"

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