I Scroll Through Short Videos, and Every Ancient Emperor Loses It!

Name: I Scroll Through Short Videos, and Every Ancient Emperor Loses It!
Author: A Line of Egrets Ascends to the Blue Sky

我刷短视频，古代帝王全破防了!

by A Line of Egrets Ascends to the Blue Sky (一行白鹭上青天)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 25k Words
Genre: Military & History
Subgenre: Alternate History
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Faloo

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A Parallel Interconnection app appears on Su Bei's phone. Whenever he watches videos, they get livestreamed to ancient times!

He watches a girl group dance!

Cao Cao: "Tsk, tsk... Judging by the shape of those legs, she's definitely a married woman!"

He watches a world map:

Qin Shi Huang: "The world is this big, and my Great Qin occupies only a corner? I shall unite the world!"

He watches an archaeological excavation of Qin Shi Huang's mausoleum!

Qin Shi Huang: "My Terracotta Army? You unfilial descendants dare to dig them up?"

Cao Cao: "Where is Xi'an? I could use a little more military pay right now!"

He watches an excavator digging a canal:

Emperor Yang of Sui: "If I had a hundred of these divine machines, I wouldn't need a million laborers to build the canal!"

He watches drones, tanks, bombers, and advanced simulated battles!

Everyone is completely blown away. This is terrifyingly powerful! If we had weapons this advanced... I can't even imagine it!

Then one day, a shopping cart appears on his video app, with encyclopedias, excavators, generators, and... black stockings?

They're selling like crazy...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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