Traditional Chinese Medicine: Isn't It Reasonable That I Can Tell You've Been Cheated On?

Gu Yan livestreams online TCM consultations.

Livestream title: The Electronic Hua Tuo Saves Lives Online! Guaranteed out of the ICU, guaranteed out of crowdfunding! Come in and tell me your symptoms!

Muscle-bound man: Doctor, why am I dizzy, weak, nauseous, and throwing up?

Gu Yan: Because your partner is cheating on you!

A few minutes later, the muscle-bound man and the viewers were all left emotionally shattered.

This TCM doctor can treat illnesses and catch cheaters, too?

Gu Yan's next diagnoses shocked the entire internet.

Man too fat? No, you're pregnant!

Celebrity has mouth ulcers? That's athlete's foot and syphilis!

They say TCM requires inspection, listening, questioning, and pulse-taking, but Gu Yan can take down every online illness with just a look and a few questions.

Before long, Gu Yan stared pensively at the banners viewers had sent him: Encyclopedia of Difficult Cases, Electronic Hua Tuo, Medical Conan, Acupoint-Strike Master, Remote Autopsy Expert.

The rest were one thing, but what was this about being a privacy shredder and a criminal's nemesis?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.