My Livestream Shop: My Viewers Are All from Ancient Times

Lu Ge is bound to a livestream shopping room spanning the heavens, but all his viewers are people from ancient times.

He lists a globe for sale.

Qin Shi Huang: From this day on, the dragon banners of my Great Qin will fly over every inch of land.

He lists a calculator for sale.

Zhu Yuanzhang: Let's see who dares to falsify accounts and embezzle. I'll have them all skinned and put on display.

He lists compressed rations for sale.

Emperor Wu of Han: With ample provisions, the Han and the Western Regions can now switch from defense to offense.

The daily auction begins.

"Congratulations, Your Majesty Qin Shi Huang, on successfully winning a Minor Longevity Pill. May it extend your life by twenty years."

"May Your Majesty Qin Shi Huang live forever and never die."

The job fair begins.

"Thanks to Chancellor Zhuge for providing jobs for a million university graduates."

Zhuge Liang: This time, I'll lead a million troops north and restore the Han dynasty.

Cao Cao: ??? What the hell?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.