Chopping Down the Osmanthus Tree on the Moon, Then Stir-Frying Chang'e and the Jade Rabbit

He is on the Taiyin Star, and his name is Wu Gang.

As long as he chops down the osmanthus tree, he gets a reward.

He received a set of memories from a transmigrator.

He received one hundred thousand portions of Heavenly Dao merit.

He received the acquired spirit treasure, the Cave of Heaven and Earth.

He received the innate supreme treasure, the Cage of Time.

He received...

But those aren't the point. The point is:

Fairy Chang'e, surely you don't want to spend your whole life as a toad?

Holy Mother Guiling, rather than letting a mosquito suck you dry, why not let me do it?

Fairies Sanxiao, surely you don't want to see Zhao Gongming die and be listed among the gods?

Queen Mother of the West, your peaches are so juicy.

Lady Nuwa, I don't want to work hard anymore.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.