Siheyuan: I'm Yi Zhonghai's Uncle, and I Catch Silly Zhu in the Act

Yi Dalong suddenly dies and transmigrates to a parallel world.

The original owner was an unemployed bachelor well past his prime, with every possible disadvantage stacked against him.

On his deathbed, his adoptive father tells him that Yi Zhonghai is his grandnephew!

So he makes the long journey to the capital, Forty-Nine City.

Fortunately, he binds an Emotion Points System that lets him collect all kinds of emotions and use them to buy skills.

And so begins his wonderful life in the courtyard compound!

That very day, he catches Lou Xiao'e and Silly Zhu locked out by Old Mrs. Deaf. Of course he can't miss an opportunity this good!

Silly Zhu rages helplessly: I was this close to losing my virginity!

Xu Damao bangs his head on the ground: Where did my Qin Jingru and Yu Haitang go?

Jia Zhangshi beats her chest and stamps her feet. Not only did someone take advantage of her for nothing, but her daughter-in-law actually thinks Yi Dalong is a good person!

Yi Zhonghai sheds tears: So this is my ancestor!

Yan Bugui lets out a wail of despair!

The whole courtyard: Please, just move away already!

Li Dalong sighs.

Now this is what friendly, harmonious neighborhood relations should look like!

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.