I'm so Poor, Does Global Warming Have Anything to Do with Me?

I am just an NPC, do you blame me for global warming? After being reborn, Jiangnan was recruited by an initiative variety show to recruit people. Experts suggest that when looking for a job, don't look at salary, but rather selfless dedication. Experts also suggested that farmers are guilty of burning straw, which will pollute the air. Experts once again recommend that individuals are prohibited from driving private cars because they contribute to global warming. Jiang Nan couldn't stand it anymore: "Oh my God! You are a scumbag. You don't look at salary when looking for a job. Do you look at the length of the boss's female secretary's legs?" "What the hell! Burning straw only costs a few cigarettes? Why didn't you say anything about the rich second generation picking up a girl and setting off a hundred tons of fireworks?" "What the hell! What's wrong with driving a private car? I drive a hundred cars, but even a rich man doesn't emit more greenhouse gases than a single private jet ride!" "We ordinary people don't take the blame, you bastard CPU!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.