The Weasel Spirit Asked Me to Name Its Rank, and I Told It, 'You Look Like a Dick'

The more remote and little-known a place is, the more terrifying and uncanny things happen there.

It all began when a weasel blocked my way late one night and asked me to grant it a title.

It stood upright, holding its paws together and bowing to me as it asked in a soft voice:

"Wu Yong, do I look like a human or a god to you?"

Drunk as a skunk, I blurted out, "Get lost! You look like a huge dick to me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.