You Were Supposed to Be a Designated Driver, So Why Are You Driving a Dongfeng Missile Launcher?

Fang Yang transmigrated to a parallel world and discovered that he was taking part in a livestreaming show. By random draw, he got the job of being a designated driver.

Passenger: "Driver, a woman wearing a fur coat is a luxury renovation, one wearing a camisole is a standard renovation, and one wearing a bikini is a basic renovation. Which kind do you like?"

Fang Yang: "I like bare concrete walls!"

Passenger: "Driver, what's the difference between spending time with a young woman and spending time with a married woman?"

Fang Yang: "With a young woman, she's the one who's shy. With a married woman, I'm the one who's shy."

Netizen: "Honestly, being a designated driver is holding you back."

Everyone thought Fang Yang was just talking big, but then things took a sudden turn.

He drifted a fully loaded sewage truck around a racetrack without spilling a single drop.

He operated an excavator and dug up a World War II arms depot.

He drove a Wuling Hongguang and took a group of drug dealers to the police station to turn themselves in.

And that wasn't all: ambulances, fire engines, cargo ships, harvesters, tanks, planes... Dongfeng missiles!

The netizens were dumbfounded.

"You were supposed to be a designated driver, so why the hell are you driving a Dongfeng missile launcher?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.