Wuxia Crossover: My Short Videos Have Everyone Losing Their Cool

Su Xiao downloaded a magical app. The short videos he watched on his phone were livestreamed to a world of martial heroes.

He watched videos about the regrets of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils.

Qiao Feng: "I'm a Khitan?"

Duan Zhengchun: "What? I've been cheated on? Duan Yu isn't my biological son?"

He watched a countdown of the ten greatest immortal cultivators in the martial world.

Duan Yu: "I cultivated the Northern Darkness Divine Skill, and my dantian is like a sea of Northern Darkness. How come I'm not on the list?"

The Twin Dragons: "Keep a low profile. We didn't make the list either."

Zhang Sanfeng: "If I'm the greatest under heaven, then I may as well give up the title!"

He watched a countdown of the ten greatest ways to achieve immortality.

Iron Gallbladder Marquis: "Once I've eaten the elixir of immortality, Suxin will surely wake up!"

Ancestral Dragon Ying Zheng: "So there really is a way to live forever! Long live the Great Qin!"

He watched modern warfare!

Drones, tanks, infantry-tank coordination, blitzkrieg...

Murong Fu: "If Heaven gave me an army of a hundred thousand, I could surely restore my kingdom!"

He watched videos about modern cuisine!

"The finest ingredients often need only the simplest cooking methods."

Hong Qigong: "If I can't even get a bowl of luosifen, what's the point of being a leader of the Beggars' Sect?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.