Living in an Anime Crossover: My Interdimensional Restaurant

“A quick interview, Mr. Bai Yu. You once said something very memorable...” “Oh, that? ‘A restaurant owner who doesn’t want to become a light novelist isn’t a good martial artist.’” “Would you mind introducing your restaurant, Mr. Bai Yu?” “Of course! This is Soraka, the restaurant’s attending physician. She... Krul! Let go of Soraka! You’ll drain all her blood! And you, the Hokage, stop playing Dou Dizhu! I didn’t tell you to switch to mahjong!” “Just a few little mishaps! Next up are the restaurant’s waitstaff. Mengmeng, where are you taking Saber?! To pick up Chota from school? Oh, in that case, tell the kid to bring his family here for dinner tonight!” “Oh, and... What are all of you doing?! This is an interview! Act serious! Where’s Lucifer? Get out here and take charge!” Everyone: “They went next door to Rikkaidai to watch a tennis match~” The group of reporters watched Bai Yu force a smile, then silently put away their cameras. They made the sign of the cross over their chests for the little brats and said “Amen” in unison. This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.