They Call Me a Useless Edison: My Inventions Are Too Incredible

Geng Tian is a genius inventor in the world of crafts, but because he keeps inventing useless things and “torture devices,” people call him the Useless Edison and the Minister of Punishments.

He invents a forehead-flicking aid: It perfectly solves the longstanding problem of forehead flicks not hurting enough, and speeds up the falling-out between brothers.

He invents an upside-down hair-washing machine: It helps streamers and netizens fulfill their dreams of talking big!

He invents a break-the-cauldron treadmill: It lets armchair fitness enthusiasts experience the charms of the Minister of Punishments!

He invents a piano barbecue machine: Who says pianos and barbecues don't go together? The piano barbecue machine perfectly combines fine food and elegance! It's just not very useful!

He invents a mobile mahjong table: It perfectly solves the age-old problem of not being able to enjoy the scenery while playing mahjong.

As Geng Tian comes up with more and more useless inventions, he grows increasingly popular, gradually attracting attention from the entire internet.

But when his later inventions become more and more useful, eventually turning into smart prosthetic limbs, smart girlfriends, human body chips, artificial **... the netizens who had always thought he was just a comedy influencer can't help but fall into deep thought.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.