The Taxi Driver Asked What I Do, So I Said, "I'm a Wanted Criminal"

Lin Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world, where he discovers that he's taking part in a variety show and acquires the Identity Blabber System.

He catches a taxi, only to find the driver taking a detour and talking nonstop.

Driver: "Young man, from your accent, you don't sound local. Here on vacation?"

Lin Yuan: "I'm here to make money."

Driver: "What do you do for work?"

Lin Yuan: "I travel all over the country."

Driver: "Oh, a sales rep?"

Lin Yuan: "No, I'm a wanted criminal!"

Netizens: "The driver's silence was deafening!"

The terrified driver takes him straight to the police station, where, by chance, they catch a wanted criminal with the same name.

As Lin Yuan keeps making up new identities, things get increasingly strange.

Working security and taking photos at a comic convention, playing death metal at a funeral, carrying corpses in the middle of the night at a funeral home, digging up bombs with an excavator, and leaving the artificial intelligence at the science museum stumped.

Netizen A: "When you're out and about, you get to choose your own identity!"

Netizen B: "You think he's pretending, but surprise, he's the real deal. You think he's the real deal, but surprise, he's pretending!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.