I Narrate Videos for the Ancient World, and the Emperors Can't Keep Their Cool

Lu An had no idea that the short videos he watched were spreading to ancient times.

Through the videos' narration, emperors saw the grandeur and twists of history, as well as modern skyscrapers and people living in abundance. They even saw that pigs had it better than they did. They couldn't help wondering what kind of great roc the descendants born in such a prosperous age would become...

Watching ancient unofficial histories through short videos

The Great Qin established the foundations of an empire meant to last ten thousand generations, yet fell after just two. It even left behind the infamous joke about calling a deer a horse!

Tang Er: I'm dying of laughter! The mighty Second Emperor couldn't even tell a deer from a horse!

The ruler of the prosperous Tang dynasty left behind a reputation for murdering his brothers, while the later talented woman Wu Zetian had an ambiguous relationship with her son Li Zhi.

The dark-faced Tang Er trembled with rage as he watched online.

Old Zhu: Hahaha! What a disgrace to proper conduct! I, an emperor who rose from humble beginnings, founded the Ming dynasty! Surely there can't be any dirt on me, right?

The Ming dynasty's emperors died defending their capital, and their kings died with their country. Yet the Ming War God, who studied abroad with the Oirats, also committed fratricide...

As one scandal after another came to light, the emperors in the group chat had no choice but to sign a pact not to mock one another!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.