At the Beginning, I Was a Human Being with a Dog System. You Really Hurt Me.

Jiang Liu accidentally obtained the system and wanted to realize his dream of becoming the richest man in the world, a star with luxury cars, beautiful women and mansions? That's bullshit! A real man must realize his majestic ambition to be like the people of the motherland who drink milk and shout "I don't eat beef" and "My father is Cao Ying!"! Unexpectedly, the system turned out to be so deceptive. Not only did it not take him seriously, he often mocked himself as a thief! Look at what abilities you have given me! "The rewards are as follows, so why are you banning me??" "Invincible for one minute, my pants fell down and I can't pull them up after the timeout expires??" "I received god-level medical treatment, but I can't wear clothes while treating Mao!?" "Because you angered this system, you will be punished by a symphony for a week!" Jiang Liu: "I feel miserable! How come the other protagonists are so quick at me and become so stretched out? The most useful ability for me is probably to get 100 yuan by raising the anus ten times, right?" Mader didn't say anything else and I went on to make money... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.