The Great Sage Taught Me to Open a Black Shop, Which Made Me Feel Numb

Buddha committed suicide! Before committing suicide, he sealed the passage of the Three Realms and blocked the six paths of reincarnation, hoping to destroy the Three Realms! "Is this Buddha seriously ill?" Lin Yan was reborn as a B&B owner. By chance, he met the Monkey King who was suppressed in the White Horse Temple in the world, and was accepted by the Monkey King as his only disciple. The Three Realms are in chaos, and someone seems to be manipulating everything behind the scenes. In order to find out the truth of the matter and save the monkey, the master and the apprentice turned the B&B into a black shop, specializing in killing all kinds of gods. Roaring Sky Dog: "One of my own! I came down to find my master, and I was passing by!" Lin Yan: Come on in, we just need a janitor! The Four Heavenly Kings: "We are here under the orders of the Jade Emperor..." Lin Yan: Beat him to death with one stick! Eight Immortals: "Everyone says this inn is terrible. We must stay there for one night." Lin Yan: Burn him to death! Finally, the Bodhisattvas and Arhats in the Western Heaven could no longer sit still and descended to the lower realms one after another. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.