Cataloging the Ninja World's Insane Feats: Naruto Plays Favorites from the Start

A video System descends upon the ninja world, with double standards as its theme.

Naruto: "I only punched my dad once, but you want to kill yours, Muku. Don't you know how badly your dad wants to see you?"

Muku: "He sent me into the Box of Ultimate Bliss for ten years. Do you know what I went through during those ten years?"

Naruto: "Sure, but your dad was trying to save you!"

Sasuke follows Orochimaru of his own free will.

Naruto: "No way! Even if I have to break his arms and legs, I'll bring Sasuke back to the Leaf Village."

Hinata leaves with Toneri of her own accord.

Naruto, dejected: "Hinata went with Toneri on her own. What else am I supposed to do?"

Theme: Killing one's master.

Orochimaru: "Sorry, Professor Hiruzen. Obito did it too."

Nagato: "Sorry, Master Jiraiya. Orochimaru did it too."

Sasuke: "I almost did it."

Kakashi trembles in fear.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.