A Rundown of the Ninja World's Phantom Gods: Jiraiya's Intel from the Start

The Third Shinobi World War. A comparison livestream room suddenly appears in the shinobi world, featuring intelligence briefings on Jiraiya from the start.

Jiraiya: "I actually lost to Nagato."

Intelligence Briefing Jiraiya: "I won't lose. There's no way I'll lose! Nagato, bring out six more."

Uchiha Obito: "Oh my god! I caused the deaths of Minato-sensei's family? And I lost to Minato-sensei's son?"

Strong-Willed Obito: "Poor me. Your will just wasn't strong enough!"

Minato is dumbfounded: "Is this really my goofy student who was always late?"

Healthy Itachi: "Even if you're the God of the Otsutsuki, I'll seal you away!"

Uchiha Itachi is utterly stunned. So the healthy version of me really is invincible!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.