Siheyuan: From the Start, I Send the Whole Courtyard to Jail!

After transmigrating to a courtyard compound in the 1960s, Li Aiguo finds the neighbors acting like animals. He calls the police on them!

He comes home from his studies to find Jia Zhangshi has occupied his house?

Call the police: illegal seizure of private property, with serious circumstances and a hostile attitude. Sentenced to three years in prison!

The Second Uncle demands he kneel and apologize?

Call the police: insulting another person's dignity and threatening their personal safety. Sentenced to three months in prison!

The Third Uncle demands that he share his fish with everyone else?

Call the police: attempting to divide up someone else's property and seize it by force. Sentenced to three months in prison!

Qin Huairu curses him while sticking pins into a doll?

Call the police: engaging in feudal superstition and refusing to mend her ways. Sentenced to three months of reform through labor!

After a whole string of outrageous stunts, the entire compound is dumbfounded!

Li Aiguo sneers: I only have to lift a finger to be the best around here!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.