Siheyuan: If There’s Trouble, I Call the Cops and Have Everyone Locked Up

The residents of the compound are acting like animals?

Li Aiguo chooses to call the police!

He comes home from school to find Jia Zhangshi occupying his house?

Call the police: unlawful seizure of personal property, severe offense and a bad attitude. Sentenced to three years in prison!

The Second Master demands an apology on his knees?

Call the police: insulting another person's dignity and threatening their personal safety. Sentenced to three months in prison!

The Third Master demands that he share his fish with everyone else?

Call the police: attempting to divide up someone else's property by force. Sentenced to three months in prison!

Qin Huairu sticks pins in a voodoo doll and curses him?

Call the police: engaging in feudal superstition and refusing to mend her ways. Sentenced to three months of labor reform!

After a string of outrageous antics, the whole compound is stunned!

Li Aiguo sneers: "I only have to make a slight effort to reach the limit of this rank!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.