I'm in Tokyo, and My Wife Is Kneeling in Front of Me, Begging for Mercy.

According to incomplete statistics, since Kurosaki Ryuichi replaced Yamaguchi-gumi as the leader of the Neon First Yakuza organization. Neon's crime rate continues to rise. In response to this, Ryuichi Kurosaki, 'the number one philanthropist of Neon', 'the most passionate man of the Showa era', and 'the culprit of the title of Heisei waste' replied: "This is utter slander." "Although I am a member of the extreme." "But every time the country and people are in trouble, I, Kurosaki Ryuichi, am always the first to stand up!" "There has never been any evidence that those terrorists are related to me!" The reporter asked angrily: "Then why did you push all the shrines to be converted into garbage stations and septic tanks?" Kurosaki Ryuichi said righteously: "Neon has more people and less land. In order to establish a clean and beautiful image, shouldn't 'they' contribute a little?" ........... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.