Beat the Goblin with a Stick

I am a homeboy who graduated from a third-rate university with no car, no house, and no girlfriend. I submitted 10 resumes in two weeks, and they all asked me to go back and wait for news. They were still very discerning and knew that I was a talent. They were worried about which department should I go to? So I went back happily. While waiting, I accidentally entered a fairy land. Whether it was a cold and noble witch, a cute elf loli, a cold and sinister queen, or a sexy and charming goblin, they all liked to surround me - they wanted to suck my blood! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.