You Made Me a Traffic Cop, and I Arrest Death-Row Inmates Until My Hands Are Sore

Wu Shuang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a traffic cop competing on the show Traffic Talk, where he teaches traffic regulations and catches vehicles breaking the rules.

Wu Shuang: "Miss, please put your lips around the breathalyzer and blow."

The young woman swept back her hair and showed off her oral skills.

Wu Shuang: "Huh? I said blow! Why are you licking it?"

Young woman: "Officer... are you done...? I'm in a hurry."

Wu Shuang: "Please take off your clothes!"

"Uh... could you lift your butt, too?"

Just as everyone thought Wu Shuang was putting on a vulgar act for the show, he uncovered a string of major crimes...

Before long, Wu Shuang had everyone witnessing one bizarre incident after another.

An electric scooter modified with a cargo bed, carrying stolen controlled weapons, and driving in the fast lane?

A refrigerated truck drifting on a rainy night, its doors suddenly flying open and tossing out an ice sculpture of a corpse?

A biker girl smuggling goods in a prosthetic body, with contraband packed beneath her impressive curves?

Then one day, Wu Shuang stopped a hearse and found powdered drugs inside an urn...

The other contestants were dumbfounded, and the livestream audience was shocked too!

You were supposed to teach traffic regulations as a traffic cop, so why are you catching death-row criminals left and right?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.