I Just Want to Be a Security Inspector

Who knows how this world can be so crazy? What is this? A columnar body that moves at high speed? Madam, please get checked. Alas, sir, this is for baggage to pass through, not for personnel inspection. ······ I'm tired. I just want to be an ordinary security inspector. Why is it so difficult? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.