You Were Told to Keep a Low Profile After Prison, So Why Are You Livestreaming as a Master Thief?

Su Chi joins an all-professions challenge show, where contestants take on randomly assigned jobs and compete to win special items.

The final ranking is based on points, with the top prize being 100 million yuan in cash and ten years of the right to lie flat!

But the production team is downright heartless: they assigns Su Chi the role of a thief!

The viewers are in stitches. He'll be livestreamed twenty-four hours a day, and the police are even on the show as mentors. How's he supposed to steal anything?

But who knew Su Chi was born with incredible luck!

He sets out to steal an electric bike battery, but stumbles upon a car crash by sheer coincidence. A vehicle carrying special items overturns, and one of them rolls right to Su Chi's feet.

+1,000 points

He passes a jewelry store, only intending to case the place, and catches the owner cheating with a young celebrity. The owner hands Su Chi 500,000 yuan to keep quiet, and he uses the money to buy a special item.

+1,000 points

The whole internet can't believe it: "Dude, are you some kind of lucky charm? The show's special items are practically being delivered right to your door!"

Later, Su Chi's identity is exposed. He seems to have just gotten out of prison, and... he's also an internationally wanted criminal!

The whole internet erupts! Big bro Su Chi, are you seriously a lucky-charm master thief?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.