Showbiz: Please, Bro, Let's Make a Living by Singing

Su Chi is a short-video influencer who has filmed countless videos so cringe-inducing they make your toes curl.

His videos flood news sites, browsers, and social media apps, torturing viewers' eyes and souls!

He's a walking internet menace, with haters everywhere!

On the variety show Dream Voice, Hua Yuchen takes a liking to Su Chi's popularity and actually wants to take him on as a student to drum up publicity.

Who knew Su Chi would simply say, "Sorry, I'm a materialist. I don't believe in sorcerers performing magic!"

He turns him down with ease, making for great TV!

Everyone is stunned! Has this guy lost his mind? He's already got nothing but haters. He should be trying to win them over, not turning down Master Hua!

Then Su Chi performs "Rice Fragrance," stunning everyone! The whole internet is in tears!

"For crying out loud! If you've got this much talent, why aren't you debuting? Why are you just some little internet celebrity?"

"I'm begging you, man, stop obsessing over those damn short videos of yours! They're really awful!"

"Su Chi, if you don't become a singer and go back to making skits, I'll kill myself!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.