Hogwarts Match-Three, and Dumbledore Has a Breakdown

An Lun transmigrates into Hogwarts and becomes Harry Potter, The Chosen One. Before he can even run away, he gets a Match-Three System. As long as he gets three or more identical emotions, he can clear them and earn a reward.

And so...

Snape: I can't teach him. There's just no teaching him. The Boy Who Lived actually asked me if I liked his mother?

Black: Impossible, absolutely impossible. James's son told me he wants plastic surgery!

Dumbledore: Expel him, now! He actually said he's Grindelwald's illegitimate son!

Voldemort: Get lost! You're the one without a nose, and so is your whole family!

An Lun shrugs. I'm just an adorable Chosen One. What bad intentions could I possibly have?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.